Why Don Melchor really became a dentist

[NES]

When I was younger, just a bad little kid,
My mama noticed funny things I did,
Like shootin' puppies with a B B gun
I'd poison guppies, and when I was done
I'd find a pussycat and bash in its head
That's when my mama said


What did she say?


She said, "My boy, I think someday
You'll find a way
To make your natural tendencies pay
You'll be a dentist
You have a talent for causin' things pain
Son, be a dentist
People will pay you to be inhumane
Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood
And teaching would suit you still less
Son, be a dentist
You'll be a success

 

[NES]

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[Jack Herer]

He can get a pretty good look at girls' boobs when they're on the chair.

Easy access to drugs.

You get to over-charge people.

You don't need an excuse to buy latex gloves.

People think you are smarter than you really are.

People call you a doctor even though you never went to medical school.

 

[DonMelchor]

lol, pretty much all of the above:toast:

 

[Buster]

nes....are you an anti-dentite?

 

[NES]

No, I believe in toof preservation.

 

[DonMelchor]

He can get a pretty good look at girls' boobs when they're on the chair.

specially this one, no napkin for you sweety.........